Watching a Korean Psych/Thriller Movie:
In an instant message to a friend (a Mr. Dan Bernardo),
“Word of warning though - don’t hook up with women that used to be your psych patient, regardless of how pretty they may be. Especially if you’re sorta non-descript looking.
It’s the non-descript guys that end up hanging in the woman’s meat closet by a giant hook, their arms tied together with taffeta and a message scrawled on their corpses with expensive lipstick.”
He replied, “I’ve been spending the past bit trying to figure out a one-liner to say before The Who do that song.”
“I guess that hook up left our man…cold.”




