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"You have the spellbook app on your phone."

To our resident slowpoke player after finally leveling and seeing he has a long list of bard spells. It was nice to see him realize he had more spells than just Lullaby and Prestidigitation. It was also nice of him to realize Lullaby doesn’t put people to sleep and that Prestidigitation doesn’t fix large holes in the side of a boat.

You know, 6 levels into his 2nd campaign.

coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

I hear this from guys I’m occasionally in earshot of and all I can think is, “Bro, you’re (insert overweight/equally unattractive/more unattractive), do you really have room to talk?”

(via i-am-hiddlest0ned)

My monk of Abadar is basically my economic policy in humanoid form.

"Sure, go and open your shops, that’s cool bro. Nah, I don’t wanna tax you too much unless I know where the money’s goin’."

"You did a backroom deal with a black market supplier? You blew up a major trade route a competitor just happens to use, so now a town down the road can’t get supplies? Oh, you-gon’ have-ta-die.”

SECURITIES AND PAIN COMMISSION.

Let's Make Fun Of: Anthropologie Furniture

lizgalvao:

I love to hate Anthropologie furniture. In particular, the way they stage it for their website. There’s this gross fantasy they’ve created of an art student who can afford to spend thousands of dollars on a paint-splattered flea market find. It’s like all their customers are…

vacillantpsyche:

Man, I really loved Dragons Dogma. Despite it’s kind of small map, lack of online play, and kind of disappointing storyline it was really fun. One of the few games I actually bought with my own money because character customization, ability to finish game at my own pace, slight romance and subordinates? Yessss.

I’d cry tears of happiness if they really made a sequel.

You and me both.

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